SAD, recently abandoned by new temp lover middle aged Caucasian mother of 3, will vent together with you for FREE on Sundays between 10 and 12 noon, at the Italian Como Lake Villa, on your right if one comes into a boat going from South-east to North-west on the left side leg of the lake, it is the second last big white house on that side, the one with the spiky forged brass gates. Please say to the gatekeeper the Code word "Wait", and he will let you in, but only to the one working during those specifically mentioned times, not at any other times.
You: 28-42 y/o male, or 26-38 y/o female, do not care about marital status, smoking habits, or other suff like that, it is mostly because our legal team said we must set some limits. We (I) would actually welcome anyone, but it's those damn personal injury attorneys and damn insurance companies costs that limit our joyous willing venting nondiscriminatory interactions with all.
Warning and Disclaimer: Our American Villa owner with noble aristocratic Italian family roots is not responsible for any harm or injury that may occur to any person who may approach that property at less than 1,000 yards from any distance during any other times than those mentioned. Our gurds are armed, and we also have fierce guard dogs.
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